I .... am speechless

I guess, my mom is on PMS. Called and suddenly scold me about my ticket again, since the day I bought my ticket and it was 1 week after my holiday, and she said it's ok. But now she suddenly called and never ask about anything, straight away shoot me. WTH, I done nothing wrong and she made my mood down and down again.

It's another boring night, I was chit chatting with Moses in the car.

Me : " Ses, why we always come out with all the dicks, when was the last time we come out and there's girl around us ? "

Moses : " Yeah, we come out and play pool with dicks, we go drink with dicks, we go watch movie with dicks, we go play dota with dicks, we go shopping also with dicks. Why don't you ask your girl friends out? "

Me : " Summore only dicks will come to find us always =.=, ask girls out? Who? Ridzuan's Ah Gua consider as girl? "

Moses : " Jesus, we are turning G** man ! "

Me : " I can't believe we actually live dicks, go out also with dicks. "

Moses : " OK we reached home, go home and stone again "

Me : " Diu ~ "

LOL, I know it's a sad conversation for guys. But this is my life, who ask us to be poor... no money no entertainment ):

BTW, I'm still hoping my mom is not worrying me. Geez, god help her please.